Star Wars Mania: Part 2

Who's Who in the Star War Universe

I have dedicated this blog entry about the characters and people of the Stars War Universe: Past and Present.





Pictured Left to Right:

Hayden Christendom(Anakin Skywalker: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. He turns in to Darth Vader. Just because he turns into the much feared black helmet doesn't mean he deserves all of the limelight )

Ewan McGregor( Obi-Wan Kenobi: In the second movie, to me, he seems to look like Jesus Christ-that's just an observation on my part. )

George Lucas( The Invisible Creator not seen in any of the Films. )

Natalie Portman( Senator/exQueen Padme Amidala: She's like the Tina Turner of Star Wars with her husband Ike as Anakin Skywalker. Eat the pie, Padme. (Force chokes Padme in frustration )

Yoda( Frank Oz: In the Prequels he's the senior member who takes up a paragraph of script, while in the sequels it seems like Alzheimer's Disease has finally caught up with him after 800 years.)

Darth Vader( He's not such a bad guy once you get to know him: All he wants is Galactic
Conquest. Is that too much to ask for goodness sake?)

R2D2 ( Some small dude inside)

C3P( Anthony Somebody)

Samuel L. Jackson( The always pissed off Mace Windu-he's a great actor and a great Jedi)

Jar Jar Bings( The one character everybody hopes dies in Episode 3)

Jimmy Smits( Senator Organa: The Future President of the United States-at least on "The West Wing"-It's like he's always playing a politician these days. )

Christopher Lee( Darth Tyrannus / Count Dooku: Always playing a bad guy who loses. Remember Lord of the Rings: Twin Towers)

Liam Nelson( Qui Gon Jin: His tragedric exit in Episode 1 seemed too forced, he's a Jedi Master, dang it. I don't care how many lightsabers Darth Maul had)

Jack Lloyd( The much younger and less annoying version of Anakin Skywalker)

Permilla August( Shmni Skywalker: Did she really give birth to Amazon Skywalker as a virgin or is there a father out there somewhere in a galaxy far far way. )

Ian Mcdiarmid ( Formerly Senator/Chancellor/Emperor Palpatine: The ambigous guise of this character will finally be uncovered. It's also interesting that he played the Emperor in the orginal Star Wars movies. He's getting old.)

General Grievous(As Himself: Some alien in a mettalic armour alloy. Can't wait to see him duel with those four lightsabers of his. )

Billy Dee Williams( Lando Calrissian: The guy who had everyone wondering-whose side is he on?; regardless, the women always loved him)

Carrie Fisher( Princess Leia:-No one could have done better; the girl was beautiful. Remember the Jubba the Hut scene?)

Harrison Ford(Han Solo: There is only one Han Solo-Gotta love his cockiness and massive egotism.)

Chewbacca( As Himself: His unintelligiable howls and moans have become commonly parodized Wookie-speak)

Mark Hamill( LUKE SKYWALKER: HE DESERVES ALL CAPS BECAUSE HE IS THE MAN. THE BEST CHARACTER ONLY SECOND TO YODA HIMSELF)

Well, that wraps another Star War Mania series entry. Next and possibly the last in this supposedly interesting BLOG series is Part 3 where I dissect the intricaties of "The Movie",which I shall not name because everyone knows it's name. It shall be dubbed hearafter "The MOVIE" .

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To be continued.........