Farewell to the Facsimile

At this place, we called a Public Library (also known as my place of employment) , the public have access to the fax machine. That means that if they want to receive or send a fax, the staff will operate the fax machine.

However, I have to note that where I work at, the public seems to abuse it. I mean, about every minute or every second of the hour, I get a phone asking if a fax has come in. Or I may get a phone call asking how much we charge for sending a fax. I think that on Monday and Tuesday alone, we sent and received about a 100 different faxes. It's utterly ridiculous . For the amount we charge, I think that some tightwad can shell out a few measly 50 bucks for a fax machine and do their own stuff. They are getting on my last nerves. I am contemplating a way to destroy and sabotage the fax machine.

That reminds me of this movie called OfficeSpace that comes on regularly on Comedy Central , in which, these office workers totally obliterate a fax machine using an assortment of blunt weapons. I figured that using such weapons like a sledgehammer in my cause to alleviate the nuisance of working the fax machine, would be beneath me. I need a more clever scheme. I even promised my boss, that I would pay for the fax machine right after I completely eradicated it. I need ideas.......How to destroy a fax machine without being too obvious? Hmm...

FOR ALL THE BUMS OUT THERE THAT USE THE PUBLIC LIBRARY TO SEND AND RECIEVE THEIR FRICKIN DOCUMENTS....GO GET YOUR OWN FRICKIN FAX MACHINE AND BE FRICKIN HAPPY BECAUSE I KNOW I WILL.

I do apologize for screaming and for my blunt use of the word "Frickin' " but I couldn't hold back.