Excuse from Work

Yesterday, I stumbled upon this excuse from Geeksquad.com that has built-in feature that allows you to customize an excuse to miss work to see the Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.


Here is the one I gave to my boss:( only in the spirit of good fun though)


May 19, 2005


Dear Employer,

Please excuse Kevis Wadlington from work on Thursday, May 19. He is not feeling well. Kevis is at home in bed for the entire day, nursing what appears to be a serious hamster attack. Kevis ’s illness is in no way, shape or form related to the premiere of the final installment of the greatest story ever, which, coincidentally, premieres on the same date.

While I cannot confirm nor deny that Kevis has called my company, Geek Squad, asking to be set up with wireless access “in case of a space opera-related sick day” know that if you do receive an e-mail from your prized employee today, it is most likely because He was wise enough to plan ahead in the event of illness.

But as I mentioned before, Kevis is at home, safely in bed, but reachable (in dire emergencies) by e-mail or cell.

One more thing. Beginning at MAY 19 12:00 P.M., Kevis Wadlington will be unreachable for about two hours, thirteen minutes and eleven seconds. He will be feeling really bad at this time.



Yours,
Robert Stephens
Geek Squad — Chief Inspector

If you need an excuse to see Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, just click here. It can apply to school or work. It's so easy to complete. Just fill in your name and it generates your free excuse. It's just that easy.


Captain O.