It was announced yesterday by the science community that under new planetary classification guidelines and standards, that Pluto is no longer considered a planet. What in the heck were they thinking? First it was a planet, then it was considered a distant moon of Uranus, and now it’s been demoted to dense, cold chunk of earth and ice. I am outraged. Outraged, I say. Back to the main point, the science community has nothing better to than demote innocent planets who want to be apart of our solar system. The Daily Bugle will not sit back and accept their new position. We will solicit to the blogging community to protest for the reversal of the new classification guidelines to return Pluto to planetary status.
The Daily Bugle will not rest until justice has been sought and these wrongs corrected in a timely and appropriate matter. To the science community: You are on notice.
Capt. O
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I think a newly married man should have something better to do than worry about the size of his planet.
Goofy and Mickey don't care that they aren't planets. Why should Pluto care?
"Oh yeah, I have gotten married."
You can't email somebody?!?! GOSH!!!
Congratulations!
-Diane
Oh,and I was kind of outraged too when they announced it. My whole thought was, "WHO CARES?!?!" It's billions of miles away!
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